Monday, August 29, 2011

Bookers and Hookers

Esperanza Caminando

A rather large element of what makes a neighborhood special are the characters who inhabit it: small moving parts of the larger fabric lending the area a particular charm,  or lack thereof. Denver, a sprawling city at 40 miles wide, has subdivided into a collection of smaller neighborhoods, each with its own unique feel.

We’ve all noticed the personalities of these different neighborhoods--the Denver Country Club reeks of money, the Highlands give off whiffs of style, and the industrial sections of Commerce City? Well, they just plain stink. But have you ever paused to consider what features beyond architecture and monetary investment make regions the way they are?

When you live or work in a neighborhood you begin to notice patterns as you go about your daily activities, and the people you regularly see--whether you interact with them at all--become like familiar friends. Or annoying pests. Take your pick.

I once wrote about a few such New York City personages here and about how a city’s inhabitants shape its character here. Recently, I’ve been looking around myself in Denver, noticing oddities and people to whom my eyes are automatically drawn.

To start, there’s my garage neighbor, who drives immaculately-restored, washed, and waxed classic cars and trucks. We’ve never actually spoken, have exchanged no more than a head nod, but in our home he has come to be called “Truck.”

Truck is not only clearly dedicated to the beauty of his cars, but he preserves their little home--the communal garage--better than the rest of us slobs who pull haphazardly into what could only loosely be defined as our reserved “spots.” The demarcating paint lines have faded significantly into peeling shadows of their former selves, you see, and so I generally gauge my assigned slot by the positioning of neighboring cars. This method proves problematic when my neighbors are all out.

Not Truck. No, Truck re-paints his lines every few months with startlingly white paint, which acts as a sort of shield protecting his babies from the rest of us less-careful drivers. Not that we ever hit each others’ cars (which is a feat in itself, considering how narrow the garage happens to be), but somehow I’m extra careful to avoid Truck’s vehicles, because clearly they are valued more highly--better loved--than my own. Those white strips demand greater respect.

Another neighborhood character has been spotted by my husband and I while on the morning commute. Husband and I currently work different schedules, and I’m a bit of a night-owl to begin with, so on the mornings where I can manage to pull open my eyelids, slosh down some coffee, and find myself dressed by the time he leaves for the office, I will drive him in. Have you figured yet that he walks to work a lot?

In the past few weeks we have now twice seen a young man somewhere within the realm of our own ages, dressed in a suit, walking from Capitol Hill towards downtown with his nose buried in a book. He looks up from his reading only to cross the street, then turns his face back downwards to absorb the obviously engrossing tome in his hands. It’s rather amazing, really, to see how quickly he can mosey down the sidewalk without looking to see where he’s headed. Perhaps he has read this how-to.

The mobile reader is a fan of hardbacks and removes the covers, so we nosy librarians can’t see the titles of the books he prefers, but we highly approve, highly approve, of his dedication. I of course want to say something to him, and perhaps become fast reading friends (catch my pun there?), but my more restrained spouse keeps me from interrupting his reverie. Really, he’d probably just think I was weird. Goodness knows my spouse already does.

Anyway, the ranging reader’s name is now "Booker."

And the final recent character discovery is usually to be found on the sidewalk at the corner of 14th and Logan. He is what many refer to as a “sign person,” meaning that he is a homeless gentleman who sits on the corner with a hand-written cardboard sign, displayed to passing motorists in the hopes that someone will give him money.

Now, whatever you think about the politics or morals of panhandling, or the encouraging of said practice, I will admit that I’m an irregular donor. Sometimes the New Yorker in me simply refuses and continues walking, but every now and then I find myself immediately reaching for my pocket. While I tend to follow the rule that it is better to give in other ways, somehow I can’t help but respond to certain individuals, and I generally don’t quite understand what sparks the impulse on any given day.

This guy is an easy one, though. We’ve named him "Hooker," and you’ll understand why when I tell you that he holds up a sign that reads “Need money for a hooker.” This makes me laugh.

The more stern members of the “don’t give cash” camp argue that the money will not be put to a good end, but as I myself occasionally enjoy sitting on a bar stool enjoying a beer, I also think “who am I to judge? Why should the homeless be held to higher moral standards than the rest of us?” Oversimplification, perhaps, but hey, it’s only a dollar.

Hooker always looks highly pleased with himself, too, so he must be doing fairly well with that sign.

I always wonder if the neighborhood characters know they are being observed, and that they are delighting people they pass in some small way. And then I wonder if I’m somebody’s neighborhood character--perhaps for walking my cat down the block on a leash (regular and true story, unfortunately), or for any of the other myriad strange habits I happen to maintain.

Do you readers have a favorite neighborhood character?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

My Little Cookie

So, we should talk. Yes, I've been gone for eight months, but I've been thinking about you the whole time. I swear. There haven't been other blogs. It's just that, well, once you spend a few months away, suddenly you feel the need to be perfect when you return, and then a little more time passes and then it's so awkward. How do you apologize? How do you start over?

Give me another chance?

This past year has been full of growth and change, a small handful of unwanted surprises, and some really great times spent reconnecting with old Colorado family and friends. There have been deaths, marriage (mine!), running injuries (also mine!), career pursuits, family reunions, a little travel, and lots and lots of wise-acre observations that I haven’t shared in this space. I know, it hurts that you missed it. If you promise to come back and read again, I promise to dish up some more.

What brought about this sudden return? A funny thing, really. I’ve been on the hunt for a good Black and White cookie. They were a late-night-after-too-many-beers-duck-into-a-deli-and-buy-something-that’s-terrible-for-you favorite of mine in New York, and I have been amazed at how difficult they are to find in Denver.


Mmmm. Hello, RECIPE!

For those of you who don’t know them, Black and Whites are the perfect combination of vanilla cake and both chocolate and vanilla frosting, split on the top like the yin/yang symbol. And much like the famous symbol, the cookies walk a careful balance: the frosting is usually too sweet, the cake a little plain, but somehow together they make you feel like you’re five years old and eating something they will probably take away from you if they catch you.

Now, lest you think I'm about to disparage Denver, I must say that in the past year I’ve been pleasantly surprised to be able to find nearly everything here that I could in New York. Denver in 2011 is a very different place than the Denver of my childhood.

However, oddly, I've also found dill to be a difficult score in the Mile-High State: you can pay $3 for a tiny sprig of it at any local grocery store--or you can be smart like me and figure out that the thrifty Russian population in Glendale is not going to pay $3 for a sprig of something they use in every dish. And lo! and behold! Heading to visit the delightful Russian markets, I was awfully pleased (with myself) to find it in huge bunches, like oases for the dill-deprived.

Now, before you feel foolish for not having thought of this yourself, you transplants who are dying for fistfuls of dill, spare a moment to think of my poor husband, who had to tolerate my complaints about there being no dill at the store--on a weekly basis--until a flashbulb went off in my head and I concocted the aforementioned plan. But hey, in my defense, this realization only took me a few months. And to his credit, he hasn't divorced me yet.

Now where was I? Ah, yes. The beloved Black and White cookies.

At a New York-style deli a few weeks ago I ordered a B & W at the counter, only to be told by a very disappointed deli employee that they don’t carry them, because “nobody knows what the heck they are out here and they just end up going to waste.” Tongue is apparently another thing that falls into this category, but I was in no danger of ordering that for lunch. He seemed a little disappointed that I was only half in his court on this one.

So this brings us to this past Friday, when I was stuck in I-25 traffic coming back from a meeting,  and decided to hop off on Hampden to escape the crush. “Isn’t there a New York deli around here?” I thought to myself.

Ah yes, there is. An oasis in this New York comfort food desert: The New York Deli News, opened by former New Yorkers who just might have a little Manhattan Special soda water running in their veins. This may be the only place west of, well, Chicago, where one can buy bialys!


Not to be confused with the NY Daily News!

And they have black and white cookies.

And boy were they good!



What? You want I should wait? Pffft! I started eating it in the car!


Verdict:
New York: 1 point
Denver: Also 1!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Friday Fixtures, Salida Edition

Driving around Denver, one frequently sees old signs for businesses both extant and long-gone. You know the signs of which I speak: often rusted and sometimes swinging crooked from their shingles, and if they have affiliated light bulbs, a number of those are burnt out.

When I was a mere youth, obsessed with the shiny and new as most youths tend to be, these signs seemed confirmation to my teenage self that our hometown was a backwater stuck in the 1960s. I yearned for something new, for a bulldozer to come wipe out those buildings and their associated signs, and give us some Real Progress. Like a new mall, or something.

This is why city planners do not hire teenagers.

After a decade soaking up some quality industrial decay in the likes of Philadelphia, Brooklyn and parts of New Jersey, I have come to love these old signs and the memories of times past they have come to represent.

How wonderful to see signs featuring old telephone exchanges! Hey teenagers, know what those are? But to be fair, how many in my own generation have even heard of a telephone exchange? Learn more here and here (and points to anyone who calls the Hotel Pennsylvania after reading those).

And how quaint and lovely that older folks such as my grandparents do not lose their guideposts from younger days.

The Cady's Sign, 2007
Case in point: there was once a Cady's Hardware Store on F Street in Salida. The store opened in 1947 or early 1948 and was run by its owner, Jack Cady.

My grandparents moved to Salida in 1947 so that Grandpa Ruttum could run his own dairy processing plant and Grandma, despite her most concerted efforts at bringing up nice, civilized children, could raise three little hellions (I've heard the stories, so don't try to deny it, guys!).

Cady's was a store they visited on occasion, and I imagine my grandfather--who came downtown for the news and was friendly with the Cadys--probably stopped by to chat it up at the shop.

Amazingly, while the store closed sometime around 1992, I was still able to snap a photo of the sign in 2007 (although it has since been removed).

Until my grandfather passed away a few years ago, both grandparents would still refer to chance sightings of neighbors, or the opening of a new shop, by their proximity to the shuttered Cady's.

"I ran into Mr. X this afternoon, down in front of Cady's," grandpa would say, circa 1995, or

"Did you see the new bookstore in town? It's across the street from Cady's," he would tell grandma when he stopped home for lunch between rounds of golf and a trip to the local library.

Not having grown up in Salida, I naturally thought Cady's was still open, so was shocked to learn they had closed years before!

So here's a tribute to small town life, my wonderful grandparents, and the preservation of small markers of that which has gone before.

And a big thank you to the librarian at the Salida Public Library, Jeffrey Donlan, for double-checking Cady's dates of operation for me!