Showing posts with label construction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label construction. Show all posts

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Take THAT, Middle School!


This in the late-breaking-news category:

Gove Middle School attendees the world over will be pleased to know that our former prison, uh, or rather, school has been demolished.


Gove Middle School


Built in 1975, across the street from the previous Gove Junior High (a beautiful Italian Renaissance Revival building that was closed, partially demolished, and then finally put to rest in a large conflagration as the new Gove was going up), the new building was meant to be a modern paragon of junior high educational architecture. 


 
Gove Junior High School, the elder. 


Ah, 1970s architecture. Unlike the previous Gove, a castle it was not. Fortress was more like it. In fact, that school would have made a wonderful hideout in case of zombie apocalypse. And I should know: I attended the school, and I think about these kinds of things.


Can it even compare? The "new" Gove. 


What made the new Gove such a great zombie shelter was precisely what made it a miserable place to attend school: few windows and even fewer doors. The lack of egress to the outdoors created an environment that was entirely interior--airless, soulless, complete with linoleum flooring and neon lighting. I thought the tween years were my most awkward because of the braces, the bad hair, and the growth spurts...but maybe it was just poor lighting?

From the outside the building was not much better: a giant bland beige box sans decorative features, set up on a hill, surrounded by a chain link fence. Throw in some blacktop and trash swirling in a lonely circle around the edges of the building, and you have the picture. How uninviting. Ayn Rand's Howard Roark could not have been prouder of such a building had he conceived it himself.

Gove's main entrance was sequestered at the back of the building, sheltered in a cove that guaranteed the outside world would have no idea the building was inhabited. Gove somehow managed to violate Jane Jacobs's ironclad philosophy of successful urban spaces: that active blocks with lots of bodies moving about (check) encourage community engagement and safety (um, no). Instead, drivers along Colorado Boulevard would not know a soul was in attendance at that school, unless there happened to be a fire drill right as they happened by.

Enhancing my ire for the school years between the ages of 12 and 14, was that I learned little of great import during that time. Recent discussions questioning the usefulness of college, such as this recent NY Times article (Saying No to College), miss the point. I learned much of use in college: much that I might not have gleaned elsewhere, and certainly not in such large overwhelming concentrations. High school as well was a period of personal renaissance.

The period where I learned next-to-nothing was middle school. I learned to balance a checkbook in a math class-- a skill I rarely find recourse to as an adult-- and I learned I have a great love for languages. French and Spanish set me on my way to more of both, as well as forays into Russian, Norwegian, you name it. Wonderful as this knowledge was, I was more likely to have stumbled upon languages of my own accord, than I would have been to pick up an algebra or chemistry book. Interest in the STEM disciplines was lost to me at this time, not to be regained until much, much later in life.

Lest you think I curse our former teachers, I would not be quick to lay harsh blame at their feet. It wasn't entirely the fault of the teachers; no, those ennobled souls tried to drill sense and facts into our hard little heads. Unfortunately, the prison-like aura of the school held true even in class: many of our teachers spent far, far too much time wrangling miscreants, leaving them with less time to educate. Students who were eager to please, who yearned for more than packaged information passed around on a one-size-fits-all tray, were left to fend for themselves outside of class. Thank goodness I was a reader.

So now after having razed the reputation of my demolished school building, I can admit I was curious to see how the new owner of the lot, National Jewish Hospital, planned on revitalizing such a cursed, unfortunate space. After a year of watching demolition and much dirt-shifting and apparent complicated construction, what do we find? A parking lot. And a park, of sorts. Kind of. Okay, barely.

Parking Lot Plans 
Image via NJH.

While I am inherently grateful to National Jewish Hospital for ridding the world of this scourge of architecture/all my deep-seated childhood nightmares, I am also quick to push aside this gratitude. When news of the sale had first circulated, I had images of a shiny new hospital building for pulmonary sufferers--a group very close to my heart, no pun intended--rising from the school ashes. I also dreamt they might borrow from the sweet dreams playbook of all modern city planners: a multi-purpose business/hospital/hotel that would revitalize a dead zone section of Colorado Boulevard. Initial local newspaper coverage seduced us with this possibility. Alas, this is not to be. The hallowed grounds of former Gove Middle School are destined to become...a parking lot.

How mundane.

On second thought, how fitting.

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For another view on Gove, see TQE's amusing blog post. By the way, I totally stole my image of the rubble from his site. Stealing: another "helpful" skill that was thick on the ground in middle school!


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

NYC v. Denver

As an urban explorer and visitor from another planet, I plan on posting occasional observations on trivial cultural differences between NYC and Denver, with a strong emphasis on the “trivial” part. Think of it as a WWF match, in which both sides put up a lot of bluster, everyone screams, and the results are usually rigged.

I. To begin: Cars.

Out here in Denver everyone has a car. Most families have at least two. And they use them to go EVERYWHERE: they drive to work, to the store, even to the park to go for a run!

Case in point: a certain Someone Who Shall Remain Unnamed suggested we go out to a restaurant for dinner. We chose a place three blocks away from their house, and this someone suggested we take not one, but TWO cars, so that we could leave directly after and go our separate ways.

Remember the scene in the movie L.A. Story, where Steve Martin gets in his car to coast to the end of the block? Ahem. Meanwhile, in New York, I would consider a restaurant up to a mile and a half away to be within walking distance.

On the other hand, in NYC, it sometimes took me 45 minutes to ride the subway 5 miles home from work. I could run home faster: I know, because sometimes I did.

Verdict: It’s a draw. While NY’s solution is better for the health and environment, Denver’s transportation options spare one the “delight” of sitting next to the lady clipping her fingernails on the subway.


II. Next item up for consideration: Grocery store clerks.

The checkout clerks in NY are admittedly rather brusque and often don’t exchange a single word with their patrons, shoving change at you in a pile with nary a glance. When I first moved to NY, I thought this rather rude. Now I appreciate it for what it allows me to do: get in, buy my groceries, and get out in under 20 minutes. No small-talk required.

Last night at the store we had a very jovial fellow as a clerk, who slowed down our transaction to tell me about the conspiracies associated with each organic and/or unusual food product I was buying. Apparently, my purchases alone may have been enough to topple the U.S. government. This added at least 5 minutes to our interaction, which in NYC would be considered an eternity.

Verdict: Colorado wins. How awesome it is to have a quirky human being to sell you your produce! Hey, let’s be honest: I don’t have anywhere to be this instant, anyway.



III. And finally: Construction crews.

In New York, construction projects take a phenomenally long time to complete. I blame bloated, corrupt unions and the MTA (I have little idea if these are the actual culprits, but that’s whom everyone always blames for delays, and besides, it’s always a good idea to blame the MTA. Who would argue with you?).

As illustration, at one point in my sojourn in the NY metro area, I was living in Harrison, NJ. Most of my friends had newly moved to Brooklyn, so on my jaunts in to visit them I would take the NJ PATH train to the NYC subway system, wishing I could make my transfer at the then-shuttered Cortlandt (read: WTC) subway station. 

Admittedly, the city has bigger problems with that site than a closed subway station, but at the time of discussion its construction had yet to balloon out into The Forever, and there were posted signs advertising the station was to “open in September 2005.”

This closure added at least 30 minutes to my trip, which seemed like a Denver grocery store eternity, but was even more agonizing when September arrived and new signs went up…delaying the opening another few months. And then more appeared, delaying until the next season, and finally they stopped putting dates on the signs altogether. Eventually, I gave up and moved to Brooklyn myself, which was actually a rather bright idea. Especially since the WTC station IS STILL NOT OPEN.

Much like the 2nd Avenue subway line, which is now about, oh, 80 years overdue, I have a feeling the WTC site and station will be awkward and unfinished for years to come.

And in comparison? Downtown Denver is undergoing construction, tearing down the old State Judicial Building and Colorado History Museum/Historical Society (which I lovingly think of as “The Table,” and “A Great Skate Park” in my head).

"A Great Skate Park" and "The Table," both now gone.

The Judicial Building was dismantled piece by piece recently, leaving only a standing skeleton, and then officially demolished this past Sunday. I stopped by on Monday to take a photo, and on my drive by on Tuesday I saw the cleanup crew had already cleared out about half of the debris. The demolition project looks like it could be completed within the month. Glad I got my photo when I did!




And glad these guys got in their fun while they still could:

Fun in the Snow!

Meanwhile, the new History Colorado Center is going up swimmingly. In the few months since I noticed their having begun construction, one can see an actual building going up! Can you imagine? New Yorkers can't!

Verdict: Colorado. Hands down.

So our tally? Colorado: 2, NYC: 0, tie: 1.

Hey, I TOLD you this would be trivial.